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Meanwhile, on an Aeroflot flight: ‘I’m in pain in my butt, I’m in pain in my tits.’ (metro.co.uk)
More: Awkward, Flight attendant, KLM, Flag carrier, Airline, Aeroflot, Suez Canal, Warship, Royal Navy
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And you’re a pain in the ass.
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Well, that escort job for the ruzzkie Davos must have been very tiring.
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mojo_the_helper_monkey
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Surely an Aeroflot upgrade is being let off the plane to use another, more luxury carrier….like Ryanair
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Hmmmm. There’s something about this article that is being used to generate clicks.
No tits. No butthole.
I am unimpressed.
Lurk sober post drunk
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‘But I need a business class because I was working.’
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