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Man moves to Alaska, is immediately killed by stealthy sneak-attack predator: a train (alaskasnewssource.com)

More: Fail, Alaska, Train, Rail transport, George Parks Highway, Talkeetna, Alaska, State police, Cargo, Message

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Maybe it was a stealth train!

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Usually the tracks give them away

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“Meghan Clemens, external affairs director for the Alaska Railroad, said there have been six confirmed pedestrian fatalities involving trains in the last decade.”

thealgorerhythm

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He was in love with dying, drinking from a fountain that was rolling like an avalanche coming down the mountain.

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It’s the same things your whole life. “Clean up your room.”, “Stand up straight.”, “Pick up your feet.”, “Take it like a man.”, “Be nice to your sister.”, “Don’t mix beer and wine, ever.”. Oh yeah, “Don’t drive on the railroad track.”

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MaudlinMutantMollusk: Usually the tracks give them away

Trains always ride single file to hide their numbers

kling_klang_bed

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I was almost caught by one once. I crossed the track that basically was a blind crossing. It was there and I barely made it.

Yes kids, this goes back to the last millennium when railroad crossings did not have quite the safety features that are regulated now.

Unless there are blind crossings still somewhere, if you get hit by a train you are merely a dumbass statistic.

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