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Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and Scotland drinks too much (news.stv.tv)
More: Obvious, Disease, England, Public health, Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Cardiovascular disease, Wales, Health, Evidence-based medicine
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senor peacock
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32 minutes ago
It’s only a problem when you run out
uncletogie
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31 minutes ago
Bet the numbers would go down if cannabis was legal.
AstroJesus
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less than a minute ago
Maybe YOU drink too much, subby!! I’m sorry I yelled subby I love you. I love you so much subby. You’re the best subby you’re the best… Let’s have ONE MORE… TO SUBBY!!! Oops, all over the keyboard, oh well. Alright everyone, let’s go out for haggis!!! Subby’s buying!!!
LiberalConservative
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1 minute ago
Is it the cookie pop-up agreements on their websites that drive the drinking? Or the drinking reduces willingness to decline pop-ups so websites push that?
NM Volunteer
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less than a minute ago
Scotch and soda is tasty and refreshing.
KingPorter
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less than a minute ago
Wisconsin cares… really.
farkitallletitend
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It’s the Irish.
Family Guy – Irish stereotype
look! a robot!
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less than a minute ago
i suggest drinking cheap scotch so you have to add ice and water consumption goes up. Health facts!
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1 minute ago
It says in TFA that if present trends continue, there will be a twenty -some-odd percent increase in alcohol disease deaths in twenty ears or so. Are they implying that the Scots drank LESS thirty years ago?
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