Extreme heat causes Great Bridge Bridge to close close [Scary]

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Extreme heat causes Great Bridge Bridge to close close (pilotonline.com)

More: Scary, Road, bridge’s metal parts, Rush hour, Heat index, Hampton Roads, Temperature, city’s Public Works crews, extreme heat

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ox45tallboy

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Except it couldn’t close close because the heat expansion meant it had to remain open open.

AstroJesus

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Resident Muslim

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The US should sell off some of its used cars inventory, like here is a slightly used F35, maybe a battleship or two, do some maintenance at home.

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I heard the Talk Talk from Mister Mister transportation official.

YixilTesiphon

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ox45tallboy: Except it couldn’t close close because the heat expansion meant it had to remain open open.

It’s closed closed to traffic but open open mechanically mechanically.

Mr. Fuzzypaws

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Dukes of Hazzard-General Lee jump

Fart_Machine

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Trocadero: I heard the Talk Talk from Mister Mister transportation official.

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Resident Muslim: The US should sell off some of its used cars inventory, like here is a slightly used F35, maybe a battleship or two, do some maintenance at home.

It’ll be a great day when schools have all the money they need and that Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.

ox45tallboy

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Fart_Machine: Trocadero: I heard the Talk Talk from Mister Mister transportation official.

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Mr. Mister – Broken Wings

LurkerSupreme

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…that the best name you could think up, Virginia? The “Great Bridge Bridge” ? Sounds like something a 6-year-old came up with, or the kind of name you use when everyone’s tired and just wants to go home for the night.

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Why don’t they cut an inch off during the summer and weld it back on during the winter.

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LurkerSupreme: …

…that the best name you could think up, Virginia? The “Great Bridge Bridge” ? Sounds like something a 6-year-old came up with, or the kind of name you use when everyone’s tired and just wants to go home for the night.

Look, we’re not very creative here, okay? We have Natural Bridge, which is a natural bridge; Grottoes, which has grottoes; and Short Pump, which is a short pump. We also have Lickinghole Creek.

Creativity is overrated, anyway.

LordOfThePings

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The bridge’s metal parts expanded and overlapped

That seems on-brand for a bridge bridge.

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