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Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and Scotland drinks too much (news.stv.tv)

More: Obvious, Disease, England, Public health, Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Cardiovascular disease, Wales, Health, Evidence-based medicine

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senor peacock

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32 minutes ago

It’s only a problem when you run out

uncletogie

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31 minutes ago

Bet the numbers would go down if cannabis was legal.

AstroJesus

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less than a minute ago

Maybe YOU drink too much, subby!! I’m sorry I yelled subby I love you. I love you so much subby. You’re the best subby you’re the best… Let’s have ONE MORE… TO SUBBY!!! Oops, all over the keyboard, oh well. Alright everyone, let’s go out for haggis!!! Subby’s buying!!!

LiberalConservative

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Is it the cookie pop-up agreements on their websites that drive the drinking? Or the drinking reduces willingness to decline pop-ups so websites push that?

NM Volunteer

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Scotch and soda is tasty and refreshing.

KingPorter

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Wisconsin cares… really.

farkitallletitend

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It’s the Irish.

Family Guy – Irish stereotype

look! a robot!

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i suggest drinking cheap scotch so you have to add ice and water consumption goes up. Health facts!

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It says in TFA that if present trends continue, there will be a twenty -some-odd percent increase in alcohol disease deaths in twenty ears or so. Are they implying that the Scots drank LESS thirty years ago?

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